I've always Wondered

I got this message long time ago and i got it again so i want to share it with you guys :) ShawieI've always wondered why....

1. They put those little plastic table on pizzas.

2. The most popular people are always the one's who hate everyone.

3. People park in driveways and drive in parkways.

4. You can never tickle yourself.

5. If vegetable oil is made of vegetables and Olive oil is made of Olives, what is baby oil made of?

6. Dentists ask questions when they stick things in your mouth.

7. Jell-O jiggles. 8. All the good things in life--chocolate, fastfood and candy -- are bad for you.

9. Swiss cheese has holes.

10.You press harder on a romote control when you know the batteries are low.

11.Girls with curly hair want straight hair, and vice-versa.

12.Yawning is contagious.

13.The word "Psycho", is spelled with a "P"

14.When you are just browsing in a store, a salesperson asks if you need help, but when you really need help, they are nowhere to be found.

15.People eat fattening foods, then drink a diet soda.

16.Beer is advertised on roadside billboards when it is illegal to drink and drive.

17.All planes have floatation devices but never parachutes.

18.British people don't sound british when they sing.

19.Umbrellas are made with metal.

20.Noses run and feet smell.

21.When something tastes gross, people urge others to taste it.

22.If you spend time in the sun, your skin gets dark and your hair gets light.

23.Glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.